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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.

[โ€“] Mesa@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

[โ€“] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Had Dysentery.

[โ€“] redballooon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Look and see

[โ€“] TravelRat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] DTFpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Was reddit username. No clue why. Was 21, am 32 now. Forget long time.

[โ€“] scorpious@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Astrology + irony

[โ€“] Sim@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Am real. Or am?

[โ€“] Squirrel_Patrol@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Inspired by my dog who really, really loves squirrels

[โ€“] WorldWideLem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

[โ€“] Landmammals@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Xkcd title.

[โ€“] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

[โ€“] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Me passionate about life!

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

[โ€“] redpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

[โ€“] radiated@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

[โ€“] r2vq@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

itsmistermon is a fan of Jamiroquai, likes Mr Moon song, adopts it as nickname.

[โ€“] BeepStreet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

BeepStreet is fan of Squarepusher, likes Beep Street song. BeepStreet will listen to Mr Moon. itsmistermoon will listen to Beep Street?

[โ€“] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago

itsmistermoon is listening to Beep Street right now, finds it pretty good

[โ€“] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[โ€“] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

HelixDab2 used random word generator.

[โ€“] Micromot@lemmycook.de 1 points 2 years ago

Dad gave random name of power tool as first name for google account when micro was 6 yrs old and just kept until now

[โ€“] Ranolden@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I clicked the "random" button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

[โ€“] Leah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

only my first name, makes it harder to connect accounts or google

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