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Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

Tathas read book. Book have Tathas. Tathas like Tathas. Tathas pick Tathas.

First shiny pokemon

10y ago. Was hobby artist. Looked at personal gallery. Painted many fairies at time. Many fairy blue.

s_s s_s s_s s_s_s_s_s s_s_s, s_snake s_s s_s s_s_s_s ssssssss_ss-s

Squid likes squids. Squids possesses many squids. Squids likes squids so much squids decide to use squids as namesake. Squids also like single word username because squids thinks having single word for username is bragging rights. Squids is wrong.

90s movie Hackers, main character created.

U not name. U is sound.

Since person was learning Vietnamese, person noticed Vietnamese have one letter words. One word person liked was Ô, umbrella. Saying Ô reminded person of monkey making sound.

Person thought about simplest sounds monkeys make. U in person mother language sounds oo. U is simple, basic monkey sound. Oo-oo, aa-aa. Person being monkey, person thought U good name. Reminded person of person's past and person connection to nature. So person decided to be U.

U then thought of past people. Past people were simply known as person OF place person came. Examples: Leonardo DA (of) Vinci, René DES (of) Cartes. U is from Recife. Thus U de (of) Recife.

Star Trek man sits funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs

Drink book

Yewler like math. Euler dope. Mispronunciation funny.

127 is because biggest signed 8 bit integer

cs is up to reader's interpretation

Easy to sound intellect anyway; Combination of actual name.

Shurf116 was 15. Shurf116 took character name from favorite book and added random number which Shurf116 liked. Shurf116 still has that name because why not. And because name always free.

Backwards Zombie + J

love download shit for free from torrents instead of pay subscriptions, don't care what what landlubbers think about opinions and copyright 🏴‍☠️

Another person in friend group have same name, one short one tall, tall one get megamar short one get minimar

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

'mono' sounded cool, second part randomly generated. Kept clicking until saw good one

Gex good

Like Gyozas. Gyozas powerful.

anti name anti-theft-device on old bad site. anti join Lemmy, small user base, anti name available, boom.

Kava likes kava

Dr_Cog has a PhD in Cognitive Psychology and studies cognitive disorders like Alzheimer's disease and dementia

Cookie Monster has eyes like predator. Is Cookie Monster predator? Are cookies alive?

Oldslewfoot name of song about big bear named Old slew foot. Good song, good name. Oldslewfoot not bear, but man in bear shape, stole name.

Laserquest misunderstanding created this

Angry Crow took flight.

Screenname is real name.

Chris is Chris

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

Jessica like new phrase, sound good. Jessica like name Jess, sound good. SayJess now born.

Nintendo Boy

Sorrowl listen to song Sorrowl by band Suotana. Sorrowl like song and name of song.

Don't remember, came up during Mojang registration

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

Made D&D character during 80s. Took Latin word Veritas and made sound like name. Kept using.

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

Werk bitch

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

Look at foot.

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.