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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just use a zip tie. Don’t forget to trim the excess at a nice angle.

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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's why I use tungsten. The superior metal

[–] neo@lemy.lol 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Radium is the only way to fly. It glows in the dark!

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[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Every ring I've ever owned that was made out of titanium has shattered. Seems like you could just crack it with a pair of pliers or something.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] urda@lebowski.social 5 points 1 year ago

The more you know.

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