Beanis has improved productivity among the posting proles by 500%
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Beanisposting is truly the working person's posting
Just wait until you're in the grocery store with your partner and start going "hurr hurr beanis" in the canned food aisle
You joke but this actually happened to me and I had to explain beanis to my partner. They rolled their eyes and said "of course you're doing that" and then just walked off
Did you really start/invent beanis?
I think so. I'm open to being told I'm stealing valor right now though Before making this post I did search but I can't find a way to like, sort search results by date, so it's quite possible someone else beanis posted before me and I forgot.
We shall update the hexbear wiki, for the benefit of the historical record, to indicate that @Infamousblt@hexbear.net coined the beanis.
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Beanis didn't divide the left, it defined the left
From each according to his beanisity, to each according to his beeands