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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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This is in badposting because I'm not actually sorry and because the site culture was improved by beanisposting party-sicko

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beanis has improved productivity among the posting proles by 500%

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Beanisposting is truly the working person's posting

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wait until you're in the grocery store with your partner and start going "hurr hurr beanis" in the canned food aisle

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

You joke but this actually happened to me and I had to explain beanis to my partner. They rolled their eyes and said "of course you're doing that" and then just walked off

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you really start/invent beanis?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think so. I'm open to being told I'm stealing valor right now though beanis Before making this post I did search but I can't find a way to like, sort search results by date, so it's quite possible someone else beanis posted before me and I forgot.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We shall update the hexbear wiki, for the benefit of the historical record, to indicate that @Infamousblt@hexbear.net coined the beanis.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One thing I know for sure though is that @comrade_pibb@hexbear.net created the beanis emoji

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*nods*

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[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah uhhh I'll have an uhhhhhhhh uh mmmmmmm uhhhh a uhhhh a num uhhhhhhhhh number 2 beanis combo with uhhhhhhhhh extra la hmmm uhhh medium beanis please

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Beanis didn't divide the left, it defined the left

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

From each according to his beanisity, to each according to his beeands