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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

just 1200 bucks a month

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

$1200

Yeah, I'm gonna demand some record of how much each of the other people are paying in rent/payments. "Financially stable" is really sus here.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Financially stable" is really sus here.

You've misread the ad. They aren't financially stableβ€”you need to be financially stable. They're looking for a sugar daddy who will also have to pay child support. A 4br 3ba in Kenton typically rents in the high $2000's to low $3000's.

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's...what I'm saying. Anyone who did this without a legal agreement absolving themself of responsibility is in for trouble. Well, they probably are anyways.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

We're on the same page then. High five!

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the part that's making you raise an eyebrow?

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Lol no, I'm ignoring all of the obvious whackery going on. They are (a little too) forthcoming about all of that, which makes the financial part of this all the more suspect.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe I’m telling on myself, but a 4 bedroom house split 4 ways in todays market, that sounds right.

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I agree that the price isn't wild or anything. But I am always highly skeptical about being the last person to move into a place. It's easy for everyone else to decide they deserve to each pay less and make you pay more. And if someone is making payments on the home, it gets a bit more complicated. And with the way it's worded and the...service...they're requesting...

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Housing prices in Portland are about half that, and the high rent is part of the joke.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

alternate title: get a load of this

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A load is certainly what they're asking for

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] erik@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Happy Father's Day.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

More red flags than the Warsaw convention

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

financially stable

Snobs.

1200 a month to bust inside is crazy, that's like a morning after pill every day

Death to America

[–] poopoobanana@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

#keepportlandweird

[–] booty@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

they want to use me as a stud and I have to pay for it? hello? this is outrageous

(tbf they don't actually want to use me as a stud because im bi and not straight, as someone else pointed out.)

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

polyamorous and nonbinary but not willing to a bi or pansexual guy??

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

isnt this a brace belden bit

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Detransition Baby and its consequences

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

lower the price and remove everything after "We are a polyamorous nonbinary neurodivergent thruple", then it would be reasonable.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The magic of childbirth in a 4 bedroom home? Like they're not gonna go to a hospital?

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not as weird as it sounds, home births with a doula are fine

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you right, seems like the perinatal death rate is about the same or even lower

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Economy so bad you have to do a ponzi scheme to afford to have kids.

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

SBF ass scheme

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I think I want to vomit after reading that...

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago