this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a propaganda post from Big Ambulance, trying to increase the number of people who have to get taken to the hospital after slipping in the bathroom

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's also incredibly ageist. My old body cannot withstand the centripetal force of spinning that fast. You'll turn my brain into jelly and break my hip!

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

true bourgeoisie decadence is having all that energy to exert left over. might aswell just roll around on your lawn you fat cat. true proles dry themselves off with 20 yards of linen

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

democratic centrifugalism

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

slips on wet floor and dislocates shoulder.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about using a towel after pooping?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I just slather myself in petroleum jelly. Water cannot touch me.