Always the bridesmaid never the bride
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I've kissed bigfoot before it's nbd
why would you assume they only have one partner. They have an extensive polycule. asshole
And you're not in it so you don't get the invite to the Jersey Devil's orgy
did you really just assume I'm not an IRL cryptid? so much for the tolerant left
No I assumed you were too much of a fucking nerd to get with Bigfoot
HELP HELP THE LEFT IS ABUSING ME
This is just the paranormal version of "in real life, Guts and Lara would play with each other, not with you" gamedealer ad.
"oooh look at me mister mysterious cryptid i am a normal human with an ass whose dimensions are self-apparent, I'm boring but deserve the mothmussy for some reason"
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Bigfoot would go silly on my beautiful body
I hate you