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There are a lot of news articles about "back to the office", but they recirculate the same bad ideas. Let's provide some new ideas for the media to circulate. It may also have the effect of making the office less terrible.

I would like my work computer to do Windows updates lightning quick in the office. It currently takes weeks, in or out of the office. Stopping in for a day makes no difference, so there is no point. Now, if there was a point, I would go in.

What would get you in the office?

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[–] acetuk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

I find this really interesting. I’m based in the UK and in what is classed as an essential job. So during all of the COVID isolation period I was still going to work, in the same office doing the same thing. I haven’t had a period working from home for a very long time and the idea, whilst appealing in some ways just doesn’t fit how I work today.

[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Nothing. Reduce my hours, pay me less, but for take wfh away or I'm done. Nothing can compete with wfh.

[–] Sp4rkl3m0t10n@rammy.site 4 points 2 years ago

What would bring me in? My commute counts as working hours. Fully pay commuting cost. My goals lessened to make up for the lower productivity in the office. Private office and private bathroom. Free healthy meals delivered. That might bring me back.

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I never left the office...

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[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Double my salary. Even then It'd be tough. Working from home has so many benefits. Plus my entire team is in a different state, so going into the office would be pointless.

[–] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Better pay, time for travel calculated in work hours, better company food, better work desk.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

A much better setup than my home one. A private office with sound dampening. Dual 4K+ monitors. A large wall mounted TV for casting training videos or collaborating. A coffee and desert cart.

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Back to the office? In my country almost nobody left the office, even when the pandemic was at its peak lol.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does Windows Update take weeks for you? Even on 1990’s dial-up, the typical 2-3 GB of patches would only take 5 days to download.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I have no idea. It is funneled through something the IT department setup. I think they fucked it up.

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[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Not responding to e-mail when i clock out

[–] Samanthastanky@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago
  1. 4 day work week
  2. 6 hour work day
  3. 120k min salary
  4. Lunch provided
  5. Home cleaning service provided though benefit plan
  6. I would need an office (no cube/open concept)
  7. Casual dress code
[–] Grueling@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

Never left. Doing NOC, and occasionally have to kick some iron, so my team has to stay in the office.

[–] GARlactic@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Wait you guys are allowed to work remote full time?

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I work as an IT guy for a small business (6 people total) and I honestly prefer working in the office:

  • it's easier to focus, I'm much more effective than when doing work at home, despite 95% of my work being possible to be done remotely
  • I like most of the 5 people I work with
  • I prefer separating life and work: I go to the office, do the work, go home and don't think about it until the next time I'm over there. I wouldn't like to associate my apartment with the mundane tasks I sometimes have to do for work

Also the commute isn't bad because I live in a well-connected district in a European capital. It's a 12 minute door-to-door bus ride for me, I don't even bother driving.

[–] Carter@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never worked in an office but it sounds like hell.

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've did a lot of blue collar work when I was younger and it's really not.

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