Sans didn't practice his communism vocabulary enough.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Tumblr are being force femmes into becoming night owls
Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge (1919)
Ah yes it's times new roman from undergrad
That big red triangle in the background is a section of the world's biggest wheel of Edam cheese. It'd been wrapped in wax and was ready to be presented as gift to a Chinese diplomat arriving in the USSR.
Unfortunately no-one thought to protect the cheese from an enraged goblin who devoured it whole. They didn't have time to replace it and when the CPC guy arrived with a bronze Lenin bust the size of five Lenins, he got angry that he didn't get anything in return and vowed eternal revenge on the USSR.
This is the real inciting incident of the sino-soviet split and also invention of pogo sticks which the USSR believed could be used to better pursue goblins.
I don't know how the person in the foreground is, perhaps a metaphor for the people whose lives were lost to inter-socialist infighting.
A pastry chef hones her skill at making crossoints
A frog is rudely devouring his Soviet flag
Maoist struggle session
The gremlin ate my last Commie Dorito :'(