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At a moments notice you can wake up and throw on some pants and start fighting. Versus having to dress fully. I do not trust like that.

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[–] Yor@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

class traitor type shit heart-sickle

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh yeah smartass, I don't see Lenin or Stalin naked.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do, but I can’t post them here because of the red fash mods

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Man fuck the red fash mods. They're the worst. It would be totally sick if you owned them by posting a link to where I can find Lenin and Stalin naked and in the same bed and kissing marked as NSFW so the red fash mods can't delete it because it's properly tagged. To own the red fash tankie Xi-ist mods of course lol.

Russia is very cold

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my sleeping pants, my bedtime carry: 2 pens, bottle of water, bible, pocket knife, emotional support blanket, wallet, 2 forms of ID

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Armed and dangerous

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I sleep in a night cap, night gown, fake beard, and old-timey candle holder with a lit candle in a all-wood house

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

With those special bed curtains on all sides

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

💤❤️💤

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

im fully clothed at all times volcel-judge

Why take the time to shower AND wash your clothes when you can just throw your whole body into the washing machine and save water?

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is the most bad post yet

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

awful post 10/10

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Incorrect. My massive hog actually stuns home invaders when they see it, allowing me the time necessary to aim and mag dump on them.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I sleep in american flag booty shorts so if I pee myself while sleeping, I'll pee on the American flag

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Versus having to dress fully.

anakin-padme-3

[–] goose@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I stretch my arms and then lay down on top of the sheets fully clothed while carrying my entire inventory of weapons and assorted knickknacks. I sleep for 8.0 hours, just enough to obtain maximum rest bonuses

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Does wearing an undershirt to bed make me a labor aristocrat?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like shorts

They're breezy and easy to wear!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck underwear unless it's cold out.

i don't want my pee pee touching my sheets

summer time and hot, sleep naked, wear undies around the house, and drive barefoot. I will drive a 5 speed totally barefoot.

I am a true prince, born of the subtropics.