nah I'm fighting naked
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
class traitor type shit
Clothes are bourgeois
Oh yeah smartass, I don't see Lenin or Stalin naked.
I do, but I can’t post them here because of the red fash mods
Man fuck the red fash mods. They're the worst. It would be totally sick if you owned them by posting a link to where I can find Lenin and Stalin naked and in the same bed and kissing marked as NSFW so the red fash mods can't delete it because it's properly tagged. To own the red fash tankie Xi-ist mods of course lol.
Russia is very cold
my sleeping pants, my bedtime carry: 2 pens, bottle of water, bible, pocket knife, emotional support blanket, wallet, 2 forms of ID
Armed and dangerous
I sleep in a night cap, night gown, fake beard, and old-timey candle holder with a lit candle in a all-wood house
on a straw bed?
With those special bed curtains on all sides
Absolutely bestie
💤❤️💤
im fully clothed at all times
Why take the time to shower AND wash your clothes when you can just throw your whole body into the washing machine and save water?
this is the most bad post yet
awful post 10/10
Incorrect. My massive hog actually stuns home invaders when they see it, allowing me the time necessary to aim and mag dump on them.
I sleep in american flag booty shorts so if I pee myself while sleeping, I'll pee on the American flag
Versus having to dress fully.
I stretch my arms and then lay down on top of the sheets fully clothed while carrying my entire inventory of weapons and assorted knickknacks. I sleep for 8.0 hours, just enough to obtain maximum rest bonuses
Does wearing an undershirt to bed make me a labor aristocrat?
Yes
Well, no shirt for me then.
I like shorts
They're breezy and easy to wear!
Fuck underwear unless it's cold out.
i don't want my pee pee touching my sheets
summer time and hot, sleep naked, wear undies around the house, and drive barefoot. I will drive a 5 speed totally barefoot.
I am a true prince, born of the subtropics.