this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Imma plukken

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This isn't a real language.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

deeply unserious language

[–] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you meant dit is nott en reel laanjugge

dit ees not en reel laangwoodje *

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

NO SCRUMPING

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the point in growing fruit trees up front if people aren't allowed to pick them at leisure? It's a good chunk of why I'd love to live in a suburb again.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I used to pull lemons off a tree in between a place I lived and the bar a couple blocks away.

[–] henfredemars 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We grow grapes in our yard. People steal them, but it’s a shame because we have never refused someone who asked for some. My father used to go out and pick them for you even.

Most of the fruit is eventually claimed by the ants and birds.