Imma plukken
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
This isn't a real language.
deeply unserious language
I think you meant dit is nott en reel laanjugge
dit ees not en reel laangwoodje *
NO SCRUMPING
without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?
What's the point in growing fruit trees up front if people aren't allowed to pick them at leisure? It's a good chunk of why I'd love to live in a suburb again.
I used to pull lemons off a tree in between a place I lived and the bar a couple blocks away.
We grow grapes in our yard. People steal them, but it’s a shame because we have never refused someone who asked for some. My father used to go out and pick them for you even.
Most of the fruit is eventually claimed by the ants and birds.