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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Baked Beanis? As in slightly not white?

Sounds like anti-white forced diversity to me! pronounjak

COOKED foods? Sounds girly, manly men like me need a RAW diet

*do not eat the raw beans they have lectins which will essentially make your blood bleed (iirc it clumps up all your hemoglobin or something like that), lectins must be deactivated by cooking

*almost all beans have lectins but lentils have the least

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

first they came for frijoles, and I did not speak out, for the refritos made me gassy

they came for frijoles

volcel-kamala

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baked beans are basically dessert. The sugar content is insane.

I didn't know what they were until i had to make them at work but they're basically just beans cooked in a barbecue sauce that's really heavy on the sugar and molasses

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

But kidney beans are the color of pronounjak-rage

We used to have beanis, now we have DEInis. Because of WOKE