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WHY DOES SHE HAVE A HUMAN NOSE?!?

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

That ent peak male, he's all wood from top to bottom

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl I would have called the female T-Rex "She-Rex"

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

geordi-no She-Rex

geordi-yes E-Rex

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

British people designed a cartoon ape that made them feel awooga for a children's entertainment product.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

"Sir, the owl is breaching the matrix"

"Shut them down"

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

when freeze-gamers complain about how female character designs are too woke now, they mean they want to return to this

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Return to monke

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe the gamers are right about this one...

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

why does she have human hair? human boobs? human feet? we need to shut this shit down

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Least horny Rareware-adjacent female character

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Same reason Lola Bunny exists.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Same era that Lara Croft had two polygons for a chest. I love the fact that someone at Nintendo wanted their monkey to have a real rack, never mind the graphics that had to be processed

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't ape furries just be humans?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Big foot maybe?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Never mind, found him lonk

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah my explanation is don't play anything except the snes and returns games

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

She's a human hybrid

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

It's sexual