God the edible is hitting me so hard I saw this post here and was like “holy shit this is so funny I need to post this to Hexbear immediately”
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My edible is also hitting. What does this mean?
It means I’m about to eat the fuck out of this biryani and watch one piece
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Im so incredibly jealous, my favorite indian restaurant is closed rn and I cant get any 😔
This is bait, Germans are annoyingly obsessed with baked goods (or i guess boiled in that case) and ofc you can get bagles here.
The joke is that bagels were invented by Jewish people from Poland and Germany is Nazis. When I google 'german bagels', every website and reddit post that I see says that bagels are rare in Germany.
Ah polish? I always knew them as a Hungarian thing
They originated in that general region from the Jewish populations there living under Euro-imposed apartheid systems. What is currently Poland, Belarus, Czhech Republic, Slovakia, Ukraine, Hungary
Mom said we can't have any, too spicy.
Nothing brings me closer to heaven than a warm cinnamon bagel with a nice strawberry cream cheese
Emo Philips bit from 1985
Edit: Apparently he was still using it in his routine in the 2010s: https://youtu.be/xywEDvBTzM0?t=156 | https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=xywEDvBTzM0&t=156
Do people here like when they smother lots of cream cheese on? I personally do but know people who get agitated by it.
I make my own at home cause I have vegan cream cheese there. The grocery store near me sells it and it's actually a buck cheaper than the dairy stuff. However in my bagel ordering days, it never seemed to be just the right amount. It was either like a tablespoon thick or you could see the bread through it thin. You want like 2mm of thickness.id prefer they go with too much cause I can always scrape it off
Vegan cream cheese yeah. And I warm the bagel in the toaster but don't actually toast it. Turns out great.
big smear small smear just let me make a bagel sandwich for chrissakes
Because they’re Hungarian
I don't know if Americans genuinely like bagels or their food options are so grim they're only good by comparison
Bagels are just a vehicle for cream cheese and other toppings.