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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You think I don't matter? I'm a brain parasite that feeds on your insecurities. I spend all day lying to you in the hopes that you'll feel bad unless you buy more plastic. I take everything sacred and turn it into a commodity.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

:amerikkka-clap: give my daughter an eating disorder and make me feel like a real man because I bought a truck

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Oxycontin is nonaddictive"? Yeah, that was me.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Just finished watching Dopesick and we need Nuremberg trials for salespeople.

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make sure every pop country song name-checks at least two products which appeal to working class midwesterners

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

🎵 Got me a Ford F-150 Raptor SVT 🎵
🎵 Takes up four parking spots, yessir, those are all for me 🎵
🎵 Thin blue line and a rebel jack in the window for all to see 🎵
🎵 Makin' out with my cousin in an Applebee's 🎵

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Canyoneroooo

I think this is my hometown’s official song