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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

planet-hillary I need some of these for my husband AM I RIGHT LADIES?!

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Erections are caused by your body relaxing some muscles to allow bloow to flow in to the penis, so afaik a lot of conditions that can cause paralysis can result in erection. It's one of the reasons you check for an erection if someone is unconscious and you suspect they got hit in the head - If they're unconscious and they have an erection the chance of a spinal cord injury is very high.

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yup, always jerk em off a little. That way, when the EMTs arrive, you can tell them you "did the penis check" and they'll be overjoyed you spared them the trouble.

[–] jonne 8 points 2 years ago

Yep, I do the same on the bus. Unfortunately there's a lack of awareness.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I know it's kind of weird but it really is an important diagnostic tool for rapidly assessing a potential spinal injury. Importantly, it's something you can observe even if the victim is unconscious and unable to report numbness or inability to move.

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait a second, "one of the reasons"?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Maybe not the right choice of words on my part.

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sticking my dick in the bananas at the grocery store

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

brb about to become a pornstar named spiderman

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

You think those are bananas? 🤫

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

is-this Is this erectoralism?

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago

The dark side of being Spider-man that no one talks about

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Using the S*n as a source

Cringe.

You get these sorts of sensationalist stories all the time about Brazilian wandering spiders, there has been, like, one reported case of someone being bitten by one (and even that case is an improbable one according to the entomology websites I read about it on a few years back).

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

"honey wanna take a trip to australia?"

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Benefits of spider gf

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago