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[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 2 years ago

Three bacons and a hash browns.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.

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[–] experbia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (6 children)

easy.

  • coffee - cream and sugar
  • toast - sourdough, buttered
  • hash browns - add Chipotle Tabasco
  • bacon - barely crispy
  • eggs - over easy, so I can dip my toast in the runny yolk
  • more coffee - more cream and more sugar

best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.

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[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.

That 15$, right?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

ooh, thanks

though I' curious, making dessert/dinner be most expensive category is unusual

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

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[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

[–] Hedup@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ

The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Those prices aren't bad at all

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Sausage, eggs, home fries, english muffin, milk, oj

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Blueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

sausage, eggs, double serving of hash browns, either oj or coffee depending on mood.

sausage sausage hash hash oj

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the fuck is... home fries?

the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They’re not so bad, I’ve gained many a pound eating excess home fries https://handletheheat.com/home-fries/

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And waffles > pancakes imo

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

[–] art@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

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