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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

AC-AnarKitty domestic terrorist felines did you say

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

@mods@hexbear.net, this poster right here! I can see the evil in his eyes!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I will neither confirm nor deny any potential warrants that may or not be active in one or more of my names

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lmao like Trump knows how to use the internet beyond twitter and pornhub

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

'meta.lemmy.world hotline here, please leave your tankie grievance after the beep'

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

more like brewing ground for stinky farts to dole out to the boss's corner office

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't do Bob Dole dirty like that or he's gonna jab that right hand pen right into your face.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

He's gonna have to deal with a fhard before he can get anywhere near me with that pen

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it's true. I eat mcdonald's, turn orange, and lie about my height all the time.