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[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Bee is friend

Most small wasp is friend

Large wasp is angry man with small knife

Hornet is weird friend with sword

Fly and mosquito are piece of shit

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bumble bee is drunk friend

[–] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 18 points 1 year ago

Drunk friend that makes candy

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Flies and mosquitos are friend food 🦇🐦‍⬛

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Flies are not an enemy, and are fren food so they are ok.

Mosquitoes are the enemy, diseases, infernal sound and itchy bites. No purpose that flies aren't here to do.

[–] StaySquared@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Must build bat house(s).

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Tarantula hawks are big wasps but friendly (unless you’re a tarantula).

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rats are big fluffy friend that never shower, reek, and likely harbor many diseases 🥰

[–] illi@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rats actually keep themselves pretty clean, they are constantly grooming themselves. But yeah, I'd not pet a wild one.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 4 points 1 year ago

rats piss literally everywhere

[–] StaySquared@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The rule of thumb is simply, don't bother it, and it won't bother you. I don't bother killing insects unless there's a possibility it can infect us with something. For example ticks, I show no mercy. If I see one on my property or in my home, it's dead.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Another example, mosquitoes, they need to go extinct and all burn in hell. That and also bed bugs, fuck them too.

I also wish ants were not that invasive, I love them but hell they can be annoying.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel bad killing black widows on my property, but they're just too dangerous.

[–] StaySquared@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're non-aggressive and avoid humans, but there's always the risk they'll get startled and bite in self-defense.

[–] StaySquared@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly right. They could be on your bed while you're asleep.. you roll over onto them or make a movement and bam.. next thing you know you're waking up in excruciating pain. And would suck if you can't find what bit you... if I can't find it and it looks pretty bad (worst than a bee or wasp sting), I'm more than likely going to the hospital.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They prefer dark enclosed places, thankfully. I've never seen one in the house, just the garage, garbage bins, and shed.

[–] rhandyrhoads@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't that sound a lot like under the sheets of a bed?

[–] twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Technically ticks are arachnids, not insects.

And also yeah. Fuck ticks altogether.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 year ago

"It is only when the mosquito lands on a man's balls that he considers a non-violent option." - Confucius

[–] twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I legit can't imagine hurting a bee. Wasps I'm less sympathetic to. But I love bees.

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The bee murdering is believed to be worse, then killing a wasp, because they are "hard working" aka useful for us.

[–] original2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Depending on where you live it may be hard to distinguish some bees from wasps, like the mason bee (my second favourite bee)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel that way about some spiders ive found in my home. I dont bother them and they dont bother me. Long as they keep it that way they cant have all the bugs they want

[–] mpa92643@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a pact with the spiders in my house. If I spot them running across the floor or on the ceiling or tucked away in a corner, they're not bothering me, so I won't bother them. If I see one in an inconvenient place like the dinner table or hanging from the ceiling in the middle of the room, I gently relocate them outdoors.

But...if I'm lying in bed trying to go to sleep and I feel one crawling up my arm, it's broken the pact, and it can't be trusted to leave me alone anymore, so it gets a quick and painless death.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yep. Thats the correct policy

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude is covered in feathers and leather, but will not kill a bee.

And that is your meme hero.

[–] original2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No they died of natural causes... Humans are natural right?

[–] pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Kill animals for food

2a. throw away the parts you can't eat

2b. now that the animal has died at least use everything it offers

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

the only animal/insect I kill are Cockroaches because they are nasty and ugly and come out of the sewer, but even the roaches I don't like to kill with the shoe. I poison them with spray. Idk why. I do feel sorry for the roach but can't have it walking around my house

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Aren't we all just disgusting, ephemeral creatures crawling around the surface of this fragile rock hurtling through an uncaring void? :)

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

A good chunk of us for sure

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, and if I were invading someone else's space and tracking poop around, I wouldn't fault someone for squashing me.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Have you tried asking the roaches why they're scurrying around your house on their disgusting little legs?

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't spraying with poison the more cruel way to kill it?
Either it will die during an immediate fight for life or bring the poison to the nest, where all of them slowly die.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Oh no I use the spray one. They die in 2 seconds dont have time to say goodbuy to their kids

[–] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I love bees! Sometimes I can't help but gaze closely at them as they're wedging themselves in the digitalis purpurea and working hard for their hive!

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

this is some Nobel Savage shit OP