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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

And I can't believe YOU left him in the car under the blazing sun, I'm telling you he cannot thermoregulate like you and I

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Of course, he crushes cars at the Staditorium every Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

He IS hot and I'm tired of pretending he's not i-do

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn't even have an exoskeleton, hasn't pupated even once, cannot alter epidermal coloration to blend in with environment, can't squeeze through a 4"x4" hole, is he even trying?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Only has 2 legs, can you believe this shit?

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

yeah, everyone knows mothman is where it's at

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You know what they say about a guy with no thumbs, a bod covered in thick, matted hair, and large feet

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Well anyone would be hot covered in that much fur in the summertime.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I think everyone's hot and that includes bigfoot smuglord