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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 131 points 1 year ago

Supportive and savage.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Single straight guys 🀝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[–] force@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

🀝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[–] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

....but you can say more if you want to......

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Let's just say there are options

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[–] clark@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

FATALITY!!!!