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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I wasn't mad at you before, but now you're asking me to sign a document saying that, I'm mad at you!

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

But not secretly?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tim didn’t sign this month’s document 🫨

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

The one friend is on vacation in Brazil but maybe that's a cover for getting away with not signing it...

[–] bobburger@fedia.io 35 points 1 year ago

I feel like you shouldn't ask your friends to put their lies in writing.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If someone expected that from me, it would make me mad

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then you’re overtly mad instead of secretly mad. Problem solved!

Only if he lets them know. Otherwise the cycle continues.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I would sign it and get mad in the aftermath

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, perfect. Let me get you the relevant form...

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This sounds weirdly like something Robespierre might have tweeted. With more flowery language, of course.