Will the washing machine tie all my clothes together in a comical fashion?
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
My properties don't have washing machines but they do have (coin operated) wooden tubs
can you pack a dozen clowns into an apartment the size of a closet, or does that only work for cars?
Only 5 clowns allowed in one property at a time, please
Do you allow pets (marmoset, lions, lemurs, elephants, tigers, donkeys)
Yes but that requires an initial deposit of $400,000
Finally a way to contact you! The toilet has been broken for weeks and the water coming out of the taps is brown… Can you please fix it?
Sounds normal to me 🤷
Breaded or batter dipped?
Gotta go with batter dipped