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I'm sorry, ONLY 4 VOTES FOR MOTHMAN? LESS SEXY THAN BIGFOOT? Uh, yeah, no. Mothman DESTROYS bigfoot. Still need convincing? Just take a look at THIS:

I think I've made my point.

I'll be expecting an APOLOGY from all you Bigfoot lovers. Mothman is CLEARLY sexier and I'm SICK OF YOU PRETENDING HE ISN'T

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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mothman is sexier, but Bigfoot FUCKS.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why is he so elusive, hmm?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

michael-laugh

Damn it you made me break kayfabe

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what they say about big feet...

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is unbelievable, bigfoot lovers are doubling down in the face of perfect evidence? Delusional

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Im sorry is that poll a "who makes love better" poll? I thought you loved mothman? Why would you screw him over that hard??? As a fellow bird you should've known how unfair that would be. 😭

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I didn't make the poll

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

BIGFOOT LOVERS IN TATTERS

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Knowledge is recognizing that Bigfoot exists,
Wisdom is wanting to fuck him"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Intelligence is knowing that you don't fuck Bigfoot, he fucks you.

Charisma is getting him to fuck you.

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

MOD PLS THIS IS ASSULT i-spil-my-jice

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The question is over who's a better lover, and that's clearly bigfoot.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see you and all you other FOOT FAKERS lack any proof of this

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

You want proof? You REALLY want proof? You got it.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in a polycule with both of them

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why do these mothmans have bird feathers

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A lot of sightings also report him to be a headless giant black bird with glowing red eyes on his torso.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is an outrage, I am cancelling the mothman fandom

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

owl-pissed oh so owl men aren't good enough for you? HEXBEAR ANTI-BIRD EXPOSED

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

why is he mothman and not birdmoth? typical human-centric culture

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Bro got that weaponsmith ornifex cake

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I prefer Mothmonsterman.

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Moth gang
Moth gang