Mothman is sexier, but Bigfoot FUCKS.
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Then why is he so elusive, hmm?
To busy FUCKIN
Damn it you made me break kayfabe
You know what they say about big feet...
This is unbelievable, bigfoot lovers are doubling down in the face of perfect evidence? Delusional
Im sorry is that poll a "who makes love better" poll? I thought you loved mothman? Why would you screw him over that hard??? As a fellow bird you should've known how unfair that would be. 😭
I didn't make the poll
BIGFOOT LOVERS IN TATTERS
"Knowledge is recognizing that Bigfoot exists,
Wisdom is wanting to fuck him"
Intelligence is knowing that you don't fuck Bigfoot, he fucks you.
Charisma is getting him to fuck you.
MOD PLS THIS IS ASSULT
The question is over who's a better lover, and that's clearly bigfoot.
I see you and all you other FOOT FAKERS lack any proof of this
I'm in a polycule with both of them
why do these mothmans have bird feathers
A lot of sightings also report him to be a headless giant black bird with glowing red eyes on his torso.
this is an outrage, I am cancelling the mothman fandom
oh so owl men aren't good enough for you? HEXBEAR ANTI-BIRD EXPOSED
why is he mothman and not birdmoth? typical human-centric culture
Bro got that weaponsmith ornifex cake
I prefer Mothmonsterman.
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