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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bold to assume americans would be fine with someone who spoke Spanish as a president.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bold to assume USAans would know where Argentina was

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you from mexico or cuba? Bwaaa

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend, the number of times I've told people my parents are from Puerto Rico only to be told "I hope they came here legally"

Boy howdy, it's enough to make me want to gouge out some eyes

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just say "Richport" and fry their Anglo brains

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

points to mexico "Somewhere around there"

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lmao somebody didn't do their research.

You couldn't get 84% of this country to agree on fucking anything.

If they started polling people about whether or not they should lay their nutsacks directly onto a hot flat top griddle 30% of the country would say it's cool and good and the libs are just pussies for saying it's a bad thing.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

A third of those 30% are trans women

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

You may have just lathed YouTube/Instagram griddlefluencers into existence

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Its not so much burning your balls but what comes afterwards.

I have had hives since november 21, even if ive recently got sligthly better. at one рoint i was so desреrate i started рouring boiling water on my shoulders while scrubing with an iron sрonge. I was feeling so haррy at being relived from the constant ichines that i did not notice the boiling water was burning my balls until the next morning when scar tisue was forming over them.

The thing is testicle sikin is constantly streching and rearranging itself so the scar tissue eventually broke into sort of tectonic рlates. So far its fine, but then a bit of lint got inbetween 2 рlates, that was so рainful i almost рissed myself.

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

N-new site tagline dropped??

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Id be honored, unfortunatley my sрelling may not make the cut.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Dubya is gonna make a Death Painting of Milei to defend his brother. Milei will suffer a Final Destination style accident within a fortnight.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Spoken like somebody who truly does not understand America. I’d bet my life savings that 90% (or more) of Americans have no idea who Milei even is, and I’d go double or nothing that no more than 35% could point out Argentina on a map

[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah but in the marketplace of ideas, his fictional idea of a poll that says that is making real profits

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Perhaps the only person I want less than Trump or Biden

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For better or worse they dont seem to have the guardrails the us does to keep him from actually fucking stuff up.

He's gonna actually be able to drive the economy into the fucking ground and hopefully the reality of living under an ancap president is a strong reminder for the next few elections.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*If there are any next elections

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If they try a power grad "everybody is 4 missed meals from a revolution" will be about 4 meals away at that point.

Near as I can tell he was more of a protest vote than somebody with real support. Unfortunately he actually won, I'm dumb and don't know shit but idk if he's got broad enough support to pull that off.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Does he not understand that Jeb! Meme is made to mock?