The beanis lathes for the outdoor cat
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
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- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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The only time I've ever done this I asked the said person if they knew what a Dirt_Owl is
The owl beanis' at 9:00AM Moscow time.
The skibidi rizzes in ohio
“What are your opinions on outdoor cats”
“What are your opinions on stacking rocks while hiking”
This is the one, folks.
Pardon my ignorance, what's the deal with the stacked rocks? Is it similar to the outdoor cats thing in regards to messing up the local environment?
Apparently it interferes with delicate stream ecosystems as it severely impacts the natural flow of water in those stream beds
Shitting on your own balls
"the world is dying and i struggle with self harm ideation"
We should us "[actionable threats threats of extreme violence directed at legally protected us and international political and public figures.]"
That's a pretty reliable way to tell who is who!
Oh shit? This whole time I thought that was feds.
unlimited genocide on the first world
another kkkrakkka down
None of us go outside so this is already one
"Uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire"
"I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten. By furries. Sexual style."
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
the pig poop balls on liberal mountain
I simply make the hand sign for a pig pooping on its balls
Teach me
Form your left hand into a fist (representing the balls). Flutter your open right hand over the left in a downward, stroking motion indicating the movement of the poop over the balls
Honestly this is probably not even that far from the truth but I regrettably don't know any SLs so I can't verify
Why didnt this show up in my inbox?? I randomly stumbled on it again, its important info thank you!
"too good for badposting"
My mobile hotspot is named "john brown did nothing wrong"
Nice. Mine is "communism is good, actually"
DSA bug-eating karens
Shitting on your own balls
the sign is a reflection of basic reality
I simply make the hand sign for a pig pooping on its balls
the sign masks a basic reality
the pig poop balls on liberal mountain
the sign marks an absence of basic reality
Extend one hand towards the other person and wiggle your fingers independently, and chant "Woogity! Woogity! Woogity!". This may be done palm up or palm down. If there are three or more people should form a circle. Hands are not required to touch, but it's okay if they do. Then you withdraw and go about doing what you set out to do. The whole rite should take no more than three seconds.
Pee Pee Bee.
I'm sorry to all the suggestions here but it needs to be not-cringe to the average person or I'm never ever saying it much like I will never admit to liking Fairy Tail offline.
"i like your shoelaces :D"
Cum?
"death to America and death to Israel"
"How you doing kkkrackkker!"
Do you have stairs in your house?
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9/11 was a national tragedy