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[–] cmac@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could if you were cooler

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Join us in Colombia!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Land of the free, lmao

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Murican puritans, lol.

[–] ilija@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a cat for your problems.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

[–] ilija@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

[–] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Therapists don't prescribe medication. You need a psychiatrist for that.