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My Cybertruck just randomly died in a parking lot near the @Teslafactory in Fremont, CA.

@elonmusk can you help?

I came out with my friends for dinner in my brand new Cybertruck, which has only a bit over 200 miles on it. Despite showing 100 miles of battery left, it died just right after I parked. Now I’m locked out, and customer service is unresponsive for 30mins and told us that they will try their best. WTHHHH? This is going to be the forth time the car has been sent back to service since I got it.

Although a huge Tesla fan with three Tesla cars since 2017, I suggest not buying Cybertrucks.

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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

my brand new Cybertruck, which has only a bit over 200 miles on it.

This is going to be the forth time the car has been sent back to service since I got it.

A comedy in two sentences.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

For sale: used cybertruck, never driven

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

love the car tho!

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder how much time it's had to be at the service center and how many fixes are repeats vs brand new ways for it to break

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am apalled! This peasant just suggested others not buy the cyberwagon! Treason! Treason of the highest order!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's most shameful. They pay due deference to their lord in the sentence, but the criticism is not even sandwiched between two compliments. This simple NFTmonger challenges a man who hath invented a cast iron ship to visit the heavens, who hath invented the cyberwagon.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So how many Cybertrucks are gonna get lemon lawed? or do you get banned from tesla if you do that so you can have a working vehicle

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Not many which is the funniest part. Tesla will bring these into the maintenance shop, string the owners along while saying they don't know how to repair it and don't have the parts to do so, and then when it breaks the next time they'll run out the clock on the lemon laws by repeating that. As long as they make an effort to repair it and it doesn't spend too many days in the shop the owners can't do shit. @LamarMK is infamously dealing with the same thing.

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

three T*sla care since 2017

And a "truck"... I'm sure that's just gangbusters for the environment...

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Good to know women too can be infected with Elon brainworms

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This thing is really the gift that keeps on giving

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Briefly thought this was about human pet guy owning a tesla

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

One could describe cybertruck owners as human pets. Dogs envy their loyalty.

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