Grandma used to whip me up her 5 hour sauce when I was constipated.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
new site tagline
WOW that's an original sentence that has never once hit my neurons in decades of life.
introduce my sac to your nona call it meet balls
John Harvey Kellogg's worst nightmare.
I got your Italian preggo sauce right hea'! Ha ha!
MPrego
...M'Prego
If you insist
I watched half the sopranos I know this only ends in a montage set to 70s rock.
I'll never let that filth inside my house. We are a RAGU family and PROUD of it.
Saw user is she/her after commenting so deleting mpreg comment