chapotraphouse

He looks like if Kyle Rittenhouse could read.

lookin mfer

Imagine them running for office.

Let's dream bigger. A right-wing billionaire fills up his 737 to the brim with those three turds, Kyle Rittenhouse, the GOP justices of the supreme court, GOP reps, GOP senators, and whoever else I'm forgetting. On their way to his private island in the Caribbean - there's extreme turbulence caused by climate change along with a freak wind shear. Or maybe it's actually a divine wind. Anyway - the plane crashes right into the Atlantic. There are no survivors. And zero pity for the crew. They were toxic GOP too. In the aftermath a local country uses an obscure 1700s admiralty law to grab the island via eminent domain and turn the hotel-sized complex into public housing.

The US threatens the country and says their will be "consequences" but the local country is ready for that and the billionaire's corruption, criminality, and "relations of unknown nature with minors" are leaked to the media. The US quietly drops the whole thing.

The word kamikaze means “divine wind,” a reference to a typhoon that fortuitously dispersed a Mongol invasion fleet threatening Japan from the west in 1281.

C'mon lathe. I know it's a really big ask but can't we have at least some improbable and fantastic news?

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Ninja edit

Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Kiss were to be the musical acts and they die too.