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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

8=D is a funny face

8===D is a flipping wiener

be careful with your equals signs.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

really makes you think

how far would someone have to have their face extended before they look like a wiener

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

squidward-chill his nose kinda looks like a dick

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

(. )( .)

Heheheh

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cool rocketship!

Wonder if @Commentiquette@hexbear.net is still around to see it.

You know that thang just flopping around on a hot summer day

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

when you are playing 8-dimensional chess and you move your rook across the boards

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

A rough sketch of the mythical beanis. Note that both the bea and the nis are depicted.