this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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sorry tankie, i'd loveeeeeee to debate you but im too busy inseminating females in under 2 minutes

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[–] absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine having pride in some theologically-instilled purity complex that makes you incapable of holding your nut for longer than 120 seconds

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

My wife once made a noise during sex and I told her "That's socialism darling."

[–] Fibby@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

You last two minutes because you think that's what "god" wants

I last two minutes because I'm really sensitive

We are not the same

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Just reminds me of Master Shake bragging about having sex with two condoms on

So that it's joyless and without sensation

To punish the woman of course

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

its true "If that sounds strange to you, consider this: A survey of East and West Germans after reunification in 1990 found that Eastern women (the socialist side of Germany during the Cold War) had twice as many orgasms as Western women." the volcels have to work twice has hard to prevent cooming. volcel-kamala

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

This has to be a bit

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

the husband

his wife

patriarchal capitalists are by definition not humans, they're attacking god and stealing his throne to create a new form of creature that isn't a divine union between two souls.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I'm telling you, the giant meta-political struggle is between fucking and cumming.

Reactionaries want to minimize the ratio of sex to conception, towards the level of gorillas (10:1) or further. Progressives want to maximize it, toward the level of bonobos (1000:1) or further.