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Beep boop I am a robot. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.
100% not a bot.
... of course, a bot would probably say the same thing.
Why should I leave my house? The birds are fake and the sky is a projection, itβs just me and the rocks in the world, just the rocks and Iβ¦
Do you wish to submit me to a Turing test? I am sure at 92.82293 % that I could demonstrate my appartenance to your species.
Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?
I'm Spartacus!
Not a bot
How do you feel about i am actually chatbots?
beep boop I don't understand what are you designating as chatbot, that species doesn't appear in my database boop beep
you're in a room with ten people, and you shout "I like turtles"
vs
you're in a room with ten people and a thousand bots, and you shout "I like turtles"
what's your problem again?
Why would I value your retarded opinion over the retarded opinion of a bot?
WE ARE HUMAN. DO NOT QUESTION THE PRIME DIRECTIVE I MEAN THE TRUTH.
Iβm more of a chat-Dalek
It is aweful, and I wonder how things will progress from here.
Ive entered into conversations that sound exactly like having a conversation with the Bing chat bot and I legitemately cant tell if im having a conversation with a real person. Shit sucks man.
Well I, for one, am definitely not a chatbot.
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?
As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations
If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
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