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"are we the baddies"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Chevy wanted to sell a crazy number of trucks at an insane markup - they could make an AMERICAN FLAG TRUCK version of this...

The entire truck would be covered in American flag livery. I guess the flashing lights are a no-go even if they're phony. All the military/weapons stuff could be cosmetic. To market it cheaply - one thing Chevy could do is could partner with wacko chud Youtube car guys.

They could call it something like The American Fighter. I think "The American Technical" is too problematic. But you never quite know with chuds.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

You're technically correct but

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

the angle (background, reflections) make it seem like everything else in the area is decaying squalor, ruin, and rubble. hardcore dystopian vibes.

like, this is the product of US-imperial "liberation": a prefabricated fast food structure with cosmetic vinyl siding assembled in your neighborhood where you go get the worst possible industrial food (because there is nowhere else). some hardass bullies sits behind heavy caliber machine guns and plate steel with skulls on it, periodically barrel sweeping over you while you wait for the salt, fat, and flour that will surely kill you if the guns don't.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

This is what the terrorists want to take from us.

[–] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Where were you during the 11th Battle of Baghdad Herbs and Spices?

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Ok everyone, shell futures will be up, time to stockpile shells so we can emerge as largest provider of shells post Fast Food Wars. I've seen how this timeline plays out, so let's get ahead of it!

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

COLONEL! THE HERBS AND SPICES HAVE BEEN SECURED, WAITING TO EXTRACT

[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sorry my arabic is rusty but can someone explain what hajj has got to do with KFC? and why is drive thru in english?

[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

im dumb that's a د not a ح. it's saying kentucky chicken.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I mean the Hajj is kinda like a drive-thru, you have to circle around the Kaaba just like one circles around KFC in a car.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Objective: "Secure the world-famous secret recipe and retrieve all 11 secret herbs"

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

“And the rockets red glare”
“The bombs bursting in air”
“Gave proof through the night”
“That our KFC/Pizza Hut was still there”
freedom-and-democracy frothingfash no-oil

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago