this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anons grandfather is extremely based

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 82 points 1 year ago

And heart medication pilled.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 year ago
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

It's amazing how often people assume behavior like trolling started with the Internet. That shit has been around forever.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one's a classic, and I reread it with the same feeling as I get listening to a song I like.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Am I stupid or this not from two years ago? Your post made it sound like it was from 2002 or something

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's from 1922, of course!

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We thank you for your service 🙏

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, so it is, haha. The date's in the screenshot. I was under the impression it's much older though!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Fake and gay. In celebration of gay month! (Also a day or 2 set aside for black people at some point)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 1 year ago

Strangely wholesome

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Why would someone who posts in 4chan be ashamed of someone trolling?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

He's rustling some jimmies!

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

ashamed?! I'd be proud as fuck!