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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My daughter made a new friend today

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ain't no love like a ginger's love.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

She said it tried to leap into her arms β™₯

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I've been calling him 'old man' because it makes me laugh. He is displeased and reminded me he is only 3, going on 4.

He's still my grumbly, chatty old man though.

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

He does have an old man face, in a respectful way!

Pretty sure he can be a handsome old man and a little baby kitten at the very same time.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

He looks wise

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[–] Nath@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Apparently, I don't have enough money in my credit card to pay $0.00 for my kid to go on an excursion:


This is some oldskool software gore content.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hooray! I did not throw up.

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

I've been walking past the dog's bed all morning giving him a little pat and talking to him (he likes to bury himself under his doona). I thought "oh you haven't popped your head up for awhile" so I have a proper look and he's not even in there. He's in the kid's room because they have a time share thing going on.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr Woof has made himself nice and cosy.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

There is no dog in this picture

[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I woke her up by moving my foot every so slightly:

And thanks everyone for the pantry tips! Going to go stock up this weekend.

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see a poo in your slipper in your future.

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[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Shame on you!

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

You monster. 🀭

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

For anyone needing petrol, this is the time to fill up, a good number of petrol stations have jacked up their price for the long weekend already.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago

more pain meds have been taken, then a little more sleep and then I'll be up

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fixable finished off the coaching and most of the packing. Usually I wake up 4 hours before I'm due to leave and then pack from then, but I have to leave by 5:45 so that ain't happening. I've tidied up the house and cleaned out the new kids half of the fridge and freezer. Also packed so my clothes and most of my backpack, but I'll have to pack a few odd ends when I wake up. I'll also have to wake up around 4:45 or I won't get be able to get up until 5:30.

Although it's kind of a heritage train, the heritage is more about where we're going than what we're going in (which is the opposite of regular heritage specials). These carriages are the same ones that were on the Albury line before standard gauge vlocity trains like elsewhere displaced them. So I guess they're technically heritage now. But it feels weird calling something I rode in regular service like 3 years ago heritage, even if the stock is old. If anybody wants to keep up with what's happening, I'll post wrap of photos of the day in c/MelbourneTrains when I get a chance, and share whatever funny/weird/annoying experiences stand out to me here

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

God I was tired when I typed this lol

"Fixable finished off the coaching" was meant to be "finally finished off the cleaning"

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (14 children)

There's a bunch of jumpy Bois in front of my hotel!

They look kinda like rocks or something, but nah, they're all jumpies!

The train trip included a fancy dinner and drinks with the train crew. Obviously I can't drink [:(], so I just had a bottle of Pepsi Max to look the part. I also had to learn how to do fancy eating. Dinner and meal manners aren't something I've ever had to use before, so I never learnt them. But I feel under qualified to eat dinner now to be honest. I've never put a napkin thing in my lap, or wiped my face with a black cloth, or had 3 different knives + 3 different forks + 2 spoons + 3 glasses before. I was also the only person at my table under 50 (seriously, that's not a hyperbole), so that makes it harder to know how to act and what to do.

I mean it was a good experience, and I'm happy that I did it, but there's so many generational differences that it gets really hard to know what to do or say and how to act. 1 lady was super nice, but the dude next to me shouted at me to not play with my food (there was a flower on my dessert and I was trying to figure out if it was edible or not). It was that sort of formal.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nellie’s update has landed.

numbat news post

This time we get an encyclopaedic life cycle description. https://perthzoo.wa.gov.au/a-year-in-the-life-of-the-numbat?

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

... and females receive an augmented termite diet for optimal breeding conditions.

I wanna augmented termite diet!

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[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes I read back on a professional email I’ve sent and think - wow I actually sound like I know what I’m talking about. Get me on the phone though and I become a mumbling mess sometimes.

I love the phone. I have a "professional" voice I put on. It's fun lol

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

We stopped at Maroona station, which closed back in the 80s which was pretty fun.

I never quite realise the sheer size of these things until I'm standing at the same level as one and I'm about the same size as a wheel. Just like planes

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[–] bull@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone please provide recap and review of your dinner/margarita last night. Also did you accept, wear and bring home a sombrero?

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[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My workplace has recently banned access to the Seek website. There have been quite a lot of departures recently lol. They also banned the website of a competitors company when said competitor took off with a few of our staff, and we were too stingy to match their pay offer

[–] Nath@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Yep. That'll totally stop 'em leaving.

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Look what I got on my bin

I hope the prize is cash cos that would come in handy right now.

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Gaaaah! Why can no one at my workplace understand how to use SharePoint for document sharing/editing/commenting....!?... See attached for my edits on filename_edits(3).....

Daaaaaaaaaah!

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (12 children)

What are the staple foods in your pantry? I've never bothered filling one before, but I need a source of cheap meals if required.

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is whole topic worthy of an extended rant. It depends on what you like to eat basically. Mine has (among other less used items) :

  • 2 minutes noodles and other pastas
  • tinned fish
  • Couscous
  • tins of crushed tomato
  • tins of corn (small)
  • bricks of stock in various flavours and sizes
  • Rice(s) various
  • cider vinegar
  • spices & sauces like soy, sweet chilli sauce, hoisin
  • Flour/cornflour
  • Tea
  • Sugar
  • Spreads like jam, vegemite, peanut butter
  • In the fridge:
  • potatoes
  • carrots
  • apples
  • lemons
  • onions
  • garlic & ginger
  • bottle of mayo
  • Uht milks
  • Butter
  • Cheese(s)

These plus fresh green vegetables allow me to cook up a fast cheap meal in a variety of cuisines. If stocking a pantry, I'd keep shopping receipts for a month, and see what you've actually used and base purchasing decisions on that. Food that just sits in the pantry and isn't used is the most expensive of all.

EDIT: I forgot eggs & olive oil (or whatever oil you like to cook with)

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

plain flour, salt, rice, pasta, wokka noodles, tinned tomatoes, tinned beans, tinned coconut, thai curry pastes, soy sauce , sesame oil, herbs and spices, dried fruits, nuts, baking powder. lots of frozen vegies in freezer

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I think I like metal now... I mean, soft metal... but I keep listening to all these Electric Callboy songs. I prefer the non-screaming bits, but appreciate value the screaming gives to the overall experience.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am ashamed to admit I haven't listened to much new music the past ten years

had a lot of metal albums when i was a teen, deep purple, led zeppelin, black sabbath, that kind of thing

not that i don't like new music, just that apps have make it harder to find new stuff, youtube and last.fm algorithms give you more of the same now, not much new at all

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What specific kind of sounds/moods do you like?

Have you considered offshoots like viking metal or folk metal? Metal before it became a lot harder or aggressive? Or those bands that used to be black metal but turned fully into ambient or folk?

You might like Amon Amarth, Bathory, Myrkur/Amalie Braun or Venom. [[[[[ Ps. If checking out folk viking or black metal you might want to check out 'Is It Sketch' and stay the hell away from white supremacist bands. />>';/[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Edit: Judging by the above Melbcat strongly agrees on that

Anyway I'm willing to drop suggestions

Edit 2: Or instead of the more esoteric you might like something fairly straight up. Grave Dive - Municipal Waste

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

You'll find yourself going deeper into the rabbithole looking for harder stuff. I like technical and progressive metal, it's amazing what some of those bands can do

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Would anyone here that works in IT please be able to offer a reference? My so called friend just dropped me completely

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How IT are we talking about? I have an IT adjacent role that could convince people

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't help (never worked in IT) but I wanted to say I'm sorry this happened to you. What a shitty thing to do!

I really appreciate it ❀️ I'll never give up easily.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck that fuck noodle, he can go piss in his own beer. I'm mad on your behalf. Ugh. I'm sorry I cannot help, but I know you will get through this!

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Here's my TV review

Korean Fried Chicken Rhapsody on Netflix

Holy moly. If you love chicken, you will love this. It's chicken porn. Sexy Hot chicken porn every which way in oil. It'll leave you hungry. 5/5 yum yums.

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[–] Ntcc661@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Police helicopter circling near my kid's school. Distracting..

In unrelated news: I have never clipped a cat's claw before. When we adopted our void cat in February she desperately needed her claws clipped as they had curled under, almost pushing into her paw. We had them clipped at the vet and since then she has been great at using the many scratching posts we have. But I knew that if I could clip her claws it would be an added bonus.

Today, with the assistance of a treat, I did 3 claws! Just small clips and I stopped as it felt like an excellent start. No scratching or biting. One hiss but a bit of the treat helped her. Made sure not to go too low.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When we adopted our void

You dont adopt a void. Voids adopt you.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The probiotic/uti preventative supplement for Melbcat arrived... Cystopro. Cripes it's expensive for a small bottle of 30. For best results I might save it til she's finished her antibiotics to replace her good gut bacteria. Hoping the artificial chicken flavour isn't an issue with her poultry allergy and that she'll eat it sprinkled in her food

Edit: I just had a brainwave. She loves it when I have crackers and broth, so I can make some 'for me' and spoon a little into a bowl when she asks to share. A bit worried about the salt but the one I get is onion and garlic free

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