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It's the dunk tank.

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edit: It has come to my attention that every page has this restriction, but I am still technically correct! (which is the 73rd form of liberalism, and, the worst kind of correct)

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's restricted to 13+, and the reason they gave is that they don't actively market to kids 12 and under. But that's weird that Skittles is the only product site with that restriction. Other Mars candies (like M&M's) don't have age restrictions on their Pride pages.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The heart of our Code outlines a commitment not to market to children younger than 13 years old because, based on the scientific evidence, we believe they cannot identify and understand the persuasive intent of advertising.1 Instead, we equip gatekeepers, such as parents, with the information they need to decide what is right for their child's diet.

from the mars website when you get rejected

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

must be 18+ to taste the gay rainbow.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

What if I'm 17 and I have white pride for the white pride bag?

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Be gay be crime kitty-birthday-sad

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean ur doin a clickbait since this prompt appears on every page. But it's a good joke :)

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

they used to have that in the m&m's page because the green one was so hot, but then woke ruined it and now anyone can enter the page

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Death to America

Are the skittles fucking?