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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Now you and them saved the refugee outpost and [unintelligible] so now - well there's still that big bad guy out there and we have to do something about it and - ah well I'm getting ahead of myself. The head of defense at the refugee camp calls you over and yeah he's standing well he has a mean look but he's really sh- a short guy and ah - well anyways, he says something like "you did that. You did it. You really saved us and do you think the other guy could have done that? No, I mean look at me. There's this reward here and I think I'll give it to you".

And guess what? This du- this guy who is short, he turns out he's Russ- I'm sorry, sorry, I mean he's a goblin and you've been fooled. Doesn't feel so good does it? So now roll for initiative.

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