this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Wait I'm not sure I understand the title: is she an OnlyFans model, supporting Corbyn; or is she supporting Corbyn's OnlyFans?
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Corbyn's Onlyfans would be him showing off the marrow he grew on his allotment.
Daily Fail readers having a bad case of their politics being sexual pathology as they are confused whether to get mad or horny.
i bet chuds would be leftists out of sheer confusion if we made it sexualized enough for their cumbrains
lol this is the 4th time in the past decade he's had a milkshake OR egg throw at him
It is so pathetic that whenever somebody pulls a harmless practical joke on a very harmful public figure, the entire political establishment unites in hyperbolic condemnation of the VIOLENCE and INTIMIDATION and the THREAT TO DEMOCRACY posed by some bozo getting milkshake on his face. They want to play victims so badly.
Especially when you had a labour MP actually get murdered.
It will never stop being funny to me that fascists build themselves up to be world-conquering ubermensch and then start crying about civility when they get hit by eggs or milkshakes.
Goes so well with their history of starting genocidal wars of extermination against the untermensch and then getting their shit comprehensively wrecked.
I thought that being in Putin's pocket would endear y'all to this particular brand of European Union destabilizing ~politics~ rethoric.
Just 4? I think that will be topped by the double of the election.
She may have to introduce an Enraged Gammon Tier where all she does is say mean things about Farage so they can have an angry wank.
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