that's me with the Bronner
that's me in the shower
with the schizophrenic bottle
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before smart phones, reading the soap/shampoo/conditioner bottles was the toilet move. and the dr. bronner bottle is the supreme leader of bottles to read. if only the timecube guy had made a soap bottle, though timecube guy has darker visions imo. bronner is like the "all is love" guy offering orange slices at the chill tent.
Who else but God can make love last, one trillion years of sweet eternities?! For when conquered after years of hardworking absolute cleanliness, toil, sweat, blood, love can strike like greased lightning sent by God to spark mere dust to intense blazing fire and create new love, faith-hope-guts-strength as only God inspires, create the unity of the human race in Astronomy’s Eternally Tremendous, All-One-God-Faith, as all mankind desires! Bronner’s Lavender Soap quart poem teaches ‘How to love’ uniting all-one above! Above! Who else but God!
his (emanuel bronner) wiki entry is wild.
apparently he left germany at the age of 21 in fear of the rising nazi party and could not convince his parents to follow. he received a mostly redacted postcard from his father that said, "you were right" before they murdered. haunting.
for doing some peaceful protest at the age of 38 just after ww2, the univ of chicago dean had him arrested and committed to a mental asylum with shock treatments before he was able to escape.
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