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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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I've been shadow boxing every morning doing all the moves I learned from Fast And Furious 5. I've been training my aim with my airsoft pistol in my backyard. I cashed out my 401k it's $2,000 to buy me a helmet, vest, and rifle. I'm going to kick ass like fucking Duke Nukem and show VLAD who's fucking boss.

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[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

$2000

helmet, vest, rifle

This is like the definition of pick two.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you open palm slam the VHS into the slot every morning? Very important step.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Yes and I do all the moves and I do them HARD

Good luck I guess.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

kick ass like fucking Duke Nukem

BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL!