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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Introduction
In the internet forum colloquially known as "Hexbear" (hexbear.net), there has been a sudden onset of references to something called "Beanis". This report aims to define possible meanings of the word beanis from the context of its usage.

Methodology
A sample of posts and comments containing the word "beanis" will be collected and analysed for context clues as to the words meaning. Each possible meaning will be listed along with the amount of times used.

Results
Possible meaning and times used:
Beans: 124
Penis: 200
Joy: 47
Anime figurine collection: 1

Discussion and Conclusion
Context clues would seem to support the notion that the word "Beanis" means both penis and beans, in an apparent statement of approval for both. Whether that means Hexbear users with penises are covering them in beans for pleasure is inconclusive and requires further study. Usage of the word to describe a "Hatsune Miku" figurine in a jar should be disregarded as an outlier.

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[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Lol flickin the beanis

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Beanis hexbearii Is an ancient creature of unimaginable posting power.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An investigation revealed one Hexbear poster huddled in a corner, covered in filth, screaming "beanis" at passersby. The forum considers this behavior very normal and commendable.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

If Cheeto In Chief Donald Drumpf can have a mushroom penis then I can have a bean penis and you can't stop me

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I did not consent to this investigation of my beanis, which has absolutely nothing to do with sexual anatomy!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Etymology: Finnish

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Beanis are also ab/xy control buttons