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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pedantically speaking, he never got in, so the curse should not have taken effect, no? Also, the scope was not defined, and their are new humans born at a faster rate than can get to the pool, so everyone's safe! :)

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's one of those "close enough, I don't get paid enough for this" curses.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This sounds like it has worldbuilding potential, but I don't get paid enough to figure it out.

[–] nimomycelium@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why aren’t choosy moms choosier about the sidewalks in their town?

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

rip @MacedWindow's Mom's back

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Categorize this under: things we said as kids we had no idea about