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Gooning is a bourgeoisie tendency and gooners are a reactionary strain.

Firstly, the decision to goon for hours is not only antisocial but also prevents gooners from doing any sort of praxis or even building relationships that will help later. Instead, gooners consume bourgeoisie media with their array of screens using power and creating carbon emissions. Furthermore, anyone who has the time and money to goon in a proper cave is probably a landlord or something.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Firstly, the decision to goon for hours is not only antisocial but also prevents gooners from doing any sort of praxis or even building relationships that will help later.

It's literally a group activity you can do with your comrades but go off

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

gooning alone is liberalism, collective gooning is praxis.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Gooning Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Down in the goon cave saying things like "sure thing, boss" and "right away, boss" for hours

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saint Peter don't call me because I cannot go

I owe my soul to shady porn sites

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You want I should flog dis guy, boss?

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ive spent too much time defending finkelstein's whole thing about saying gooners would be the type to join the blackshirts

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

finkelstein saying gooning is my ringtone

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

When you're free from the tyranny of labour you can use that time to goon

[–] EcoMaowist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Can't believe mods pushed this past to bad post, this is high quality posting.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

8 hours to work, 8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to goon.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

gooner of the intellect, edger of the will

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not to mention that self-proclaimed "gooners" are inherently porn-addicted cishet dudes objectifying women in almost unfathomable ways what-the-hell

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women gooners exist, allegedly. I don’t care to meet any gooners so I can’t confirm outside claims made on the internet.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Seriously, arsenal fans are the worst

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Most gooners I've seen are chasers too

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago