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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So, if he's still alive during the Revolution we're going to seal him in an abandoned coal mine right?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seal him in but leave him with a single pickaxe and tell him it's time for some elbow grease and a can do attitude. If he doesn't make it out it's because he didn't want to work.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how-compelling : You load sixteen tons and what do you get?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

🎶 another day older and deeper in debt

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

lmfao what's his ass doing here

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really want Trump to pick Santos as a running mate. It would be the sassiest campaign possible

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

"I love President Trump. How can you not love President Trump? And did you see the People Magazine photo spread? He looked extra strong and powerful. But purple? Purple is not Melania's color..."

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

New Campaign Slogan: "We did everything right and they indicted US(A)"

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if the Dems were at all serious, they would have kicked him out of the party years ago. kinda pathetic that he's now willingly doing it himself.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can't stop laughing at all of the "if Biden/Schumer puts the screws to Manchin, he'll just leave the party and nuke the razor thin Senate majority!!" whining they do whenever anyone brings up how weird it is that he's nearly always rewarded despite often acting as a singular roadblock to the Democrats' supposedly closely-held policy goals.

Well, it happened anyway, losers! Now what are you gonna do?

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Am I remembering wrong or did he not announce he was thinking of retiring?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, that's right. Wtf is his plan here

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Milk the pulsating teat of the fossil fuel industry as long as possible before dying in office

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Just like pro footballers, retirement is a lie

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, but these people can't retire, they live for this shit.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You couldn't find a better place for this photo than next to the printer and that hideous tablecloth? Looks like it was taken in a school hallway or something.

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking it's a city hall or a county seat or wherever you file the paperwork.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I hope he registers as dead on arrival soon

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Still from an actor reel for the next Green Goblin.