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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

How do you do, fellow leftists? Like all other leftists, I cannot stand removeds, removed, and ESPECIALLY removeds.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey everyone I'm a leftist but the tankies on TankieBear banned me for very normal questions that were not transphobic or racist in the slightest. Please don't check the modlog.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

I can't think of a specific criticism I have of you so I'm going to compare you to someone I'm bigoted against.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Weird, I can say cracker, but the other slurs are a problem... tankie much?

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, how 1984 of these mods! This is literally just reverse racism! Replace "cracker" with a slur for black people, and it doesn't sound so groovy with them, now does it? Exactly! Surely, these things are equivalent to each other because if you replace the word with a different word, it sounds much worse!

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about slurs against Italians?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

If you remember any actual slurs against italians, you're either a leftist or a us citizen

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Womp womp linguini licker

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm a-fredo that's not allowed.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Noticed that account was sus before reading a single post. I think i have moderator's disease

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

And the only reason you get banned is because tankie redfash Hexbears are only pretending to be leftists

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

ah, so that how the silly "thanks for accepting me" post went

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if i didnt want to get banned i would simply not call people slurs

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

skill issue

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Many such cases a-little-trolling

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Did I miss another opportunity to post the countdown?

Dagnabbit

[–] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I’m totally a leftist!

Hey I’ll readily believe anything you say, so long as you put the name of a leftist theorist in your username.

SorosFootSoldier

Ah there it is

[–] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'm as left as they come but...

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The only "slur" I use is gusano. (Not actually a slur, it just hurts ex-cubans feelings)

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I thought it was deeply funny how she said "I love you" to someone after they said hello. Comedy gold

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Called it ( in my head )

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

welcome comrade