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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Omg it's happening we're gunna have a little baby Beanice

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Honestly, if that happens just I think we should just take the whole hexbear out to pasture.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The child will eventually become trans, only so that you shouldn't deadname them.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] booty@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

If you don't name your child Bobson I will be forced to steal a banhammer to bonk you with ban-hammer

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Beanis and Beanhead

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have an idea. Call her "Bibi" as a nickname! Cute, right???

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I agree definitely but the Netanyahu association disqualifies it as a shortening imo :(

Edit: if that's not what you were already getting at

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I'm getting at

:>

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

stalin-joking good one. Joke's on me for not picking up on it