The last line should really say "hold my potatoes"
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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Or "Hold my Green Dragon's ale"
If everyone were a gardener no one would need a warrior
You don't know many gardeners then. Try making a single step in their cabbage patch.
Leave the cabbages alone, but please god come steal some zucchini. It's trying to drown us.
If you only teach people to be warriors then they only know how to do war.
If you teach people to be warriors then they will only know how to do sandbag filling and type III wildfire fighting.
- Canadian army proverb
Counter. Sam didn't see the war.
He did, but not in the movies.
Thank god for firearms (yes, very regulated, etc, not that kind of comment), because now we don't bother with decades of practice of swordfighting, archery only to die to some noob with a machine gun and have released millions of man-hours to do better things with their time, like gardening, RnD, corporate pole climbing :)
Ignoring the meme, that master sounds like he should spend less time trying to make up philosophic sounding bullshit.