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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Um... da jia hao, tongzhimen

Meiyou gongchandang, jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo?

Internal monologue

kobeni-sweat Did I say that, right?


[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

对!你讲我一个新的词。共产但!

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

同学提醒一下dang你少了个g,是党不是但 o7

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

我爱我的在这个网站的同学们。

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

也爱你咯。看你对中文的热情,觉得很好,值得表扬。希望今后的学习天天向上,大便天天更大

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

七月六号我会去中国六个月。以后,中国对我的大便会非常怕。

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

闻起来太臭了 T﹏T

[–] BJyXJe4LhZetOzA0@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

我说中文的不好
我不知道这 :/

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

吃完方便面,立马去方便 :)

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago